sableaire:

memecucker:

lord-kitschener:

PSA though, kids: don’t make jokes about assassinating the pres, especially if you live in a place under US jurisdiction. You can still get in a shitload of trouble, because even if you just mean it as a joke or a shitpost, the authorities will take it seriously

When I was 13 I visited by the Secret Service for allegedly making threats against Bush and let me say that they do not care about the tone or your ‘intent’ and they have wide-ranging powers to act arbitrarily against you.  

I warned people before, but it is literally a Class E Felony. People have gotten deported over this before. Stay informed, be careful, make informed choices.

pewdiepiesfanblog:

infinite-angels:

hinterland-x:

ppessimistin:

sightless-behavior:

floorcatcher:

sightless-behavior:

4lienmatt:

sightless-behavior:

Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme

No no no lol please don’t

Forever reblog until 2017

O my god no

i cant stop laughing 

until 2017

only 3 more years.

I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then

distaffgospels:

memecats-uprising:

It takes some sort of privilege to sit back and not vote in November just because Bernie can’t run. Get that ‘Bernie or Bust’ foolishness out of my face. Your silence is a vote for Trump. Your silence is hurting people. Unify the Party. Vote Hillary.

Splitting the vote between Gore and Nader gave us 8 fucking years of W. Bush. Ideological purity is fine, up to a point. But this election is too important to pull that shit.

nightspeed:

Me as a thief: Steals the US Constitution. Replaces it with a perfect forgery, except the Second Amendment has been edited from “the right to bear arms” to “the right to bare arms.” Breaking News the next day: Nation has been misreading the Constitution for over 200 years. Historians mortified. Politicians scramble to save face. Gun control laws go into effect nationwide. School principals trying to punish high school girls for wearing tank tops get slapped with a lawsuit for violating their Second Amendment right to bare arms. I fall asleep on a mountain of money in my mansion in the Bahamas. Suck it Nicolas Cage.

rellemonroe:

dynastylnoire:

confide–nemini:

khaleesibeyonce:

okay so in psychology years ago we learnt that it’s common for companies to put women in charge when there’s a predicted downfall so that they could be all ha see women suck at being in charge. and I just find it interesting how the UK is gonna have a female PM right after Brexit so like years from now people are gonna be like “the country saw some of its worst years under a woman” when it was men that fucked it up and then ran

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glass_cliff

Glass cliff
Holy shit

Holy shit

youareliterallybeingsorude:

if demi lovato wasn’t a pop singer she would be an assistant manager at sephora with a superiority complex

mygayisshowing:

My heart says yes but my vocal range says no